Grace at a City Corner
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Monday, March 9, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Needs...
I wasn't going to do this since I figured everything would be boring, but that doesn't appear to be the case so I guess I'll post mine.
1. Chris needs to type 'chris needs' into Google for a blog - This is apparently getting around...
2. Chris needs new Paris Hilton sex video - I don't think so. She looks like a ferret.
3. Chris needs a wee wee - no comment
4. Chris needs to give me cancer - seems like an odd request...
5. Chris Needs, who appears to be a musician from Wales...
6. Chris Needs is a well-known face and voice of Wales
7. Chris Needs: My Autobiography - Boy, this guy is getting a lot of publicity out of this thing.
8. Chris needs your sex talk - 'nuff said
9. Chris needs your votes for the EVMAs! - True. I would love to win a European Video Music Award...
10. Chris Needs MBE on MySpace Music - Can't get away from this guy.
1. Chris needs to type 'chris needs' into Google for a blog - This is apparently getting around...
2. Chris needs new Paris Hilton sex video - I don't think so. She looks like a ferret.
3. Chris needs a wee wee - no comment
4. Chris needs to give me cancer - seems like an odd request...
5. Chris Needs, who appears to be a musician from Wales...
6. Chris Needs is a well-known face and voice of Wales
7. Chris Needs: My Autobiography - Boy, this guy is getting a lot of publicity out of this thing.
8. Chris needs your sex talk - 'nuff said
9. Chris needs your votes for the EVMAs! - True. I would love to win a European Video Music Award...
10. Chris Needs MBE on MySpace Music - Can't get away from this guy.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
The Black Bra
SC sent me this humorous story in an email a week or so ago. Interestingly, I believe that we find it humorous for completely different reasons. Read the story and then my analysis of why it is funny below:
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you'. Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
Now the reason SC and I would suppose most other vaginal Americans would find this amusing is the obvious "What's for dinner, Batman?" punchline. On the other hand, what I and I would suspect most other husbands find amusing is the very notion that any woman married more than a year, let alone 20+, would ever decide on her own to greet her husband in this manner in the first place.
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you'. Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
Now the reason SC and I would suppose most other vaginal Americans would find this amusing is the obvious "What's for dinner, Batman?" punchline. On the other hand, what I and I would suspect most other husbands find amusing is the very notion that any woman married more than a year, let alone 20+, would ever decide on her own to greet her husband in this manner in the first place.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Super Bowl Seat
A Steeler fan had 2 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
As he sits down, a man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No", he said, "the seat is empty".
"This is incredible" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
Somberly, the man says, "Well...the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."
As he sits down, a man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No", he said, "the seat is empty".
"This is incredible" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
Somberly, the man says, "Well...the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."
Friday, January 23, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
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